A bit of back story: Our group is pretty mish mash, we live in an area without a lot of players so we take what we can get. One guy (the victim here in this story) is particularly loud, constantly goes off topic, distracting from the game and when we are in game is constantly screwing over the party “because it’s what his character would do.” This is one player’s attempt to get back at him in the most awesome way possible.
Storyteller: You turn around and see a grizzly bear.
Player: How much can I lift with one dot in Mega Strength?
ST: About one ton.
P: How much does the bear weigh?
ST: About 1,500 lbs.
P: I pick up the bear.
P: I grab the bear and pick it up over my head.
Dice are rolled.
ST: Ok, you have the bear. Go you.
P: Excellent, where did that other guy go?
ST: He is on the other side of the river.
P: I cross the river.
ST: It’s too deep for you to walk across with the bear.
P: Ok, I jump across the river.
ST: …With the bear?
ST: Roll for it, increase the difficulty to 9.
P: *rolls* 8 Successes.
ST: …Yeah, you leap across the river.
P: Do I see him?
ST: No, he is hiding.
P: I throw the bear at him.
P: He pissed me off, so I throw it in a random direction and hope it hits him.
ST: *Looks to other guy and makes some rolls* You see a bear flying at you.
Other Guy: You asshole. *Botches an attempt to dodge and gets a face full of bear*