"There were a lot of things riding things that wanted to kill us. Those things came out of this hole. So there might be more things riding things down in that hole."
— Doug
- Calen: You have the key?
- *Garret produces a set of lockpicks from his belt pouch*
- Garret: Of course I do.
"I wonder if they’re aggressive. …Wait, initiative was rolled. They’re aggressive."
— Fred discovers hostility
"
Alex: I don’t have a say in what we do…
DM: YOU HAVE FUCKING DINOSAURS! You have more say than ANYONE on this ship!!!
ALex: But I’m an elf and…
DM: DINOSAURS! ANY ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE YOU HAVE DINOSAURS!
"— (via outofcontextdnd)
"We can never speak of the day we won with Joel’s fart bricks"
— Hannah
Our Dwarf Paladin Drunkard disguised and attending a Noble’s party:
Jurghen: Hello good sir!
Noble: Hello! Good to see you again!
Jurghen: Yes, indeed.
Noble: How’s the family?
Jurghen: Medium Rare.
"Matt : You left my character to die!
Ket : You were annoying. Janee isn’t."
Ket : You were annoying. Janee isn’t."
— (via outofcontextdnd)
Time for that talk?
DM: The group makes it to the border of the swamp, Yseult (Princess of Cedarvale) shakes everyone’s hands, and gives Chris a kiss on the cheek. The group turns towards the east, back on the road towards Nightshade Keep, a place feeling oddly like home in this moment.
Gulbran: “You should take her as your mate, Chris. You could be a king.”
Chris: “Mate?”
Gulbran: “Ask your mother.” *Gulbran grins at Brinna*
"There’s not enough to work with, so I guess I’ll set it on fire. I’m learning from the tiefling!"
— Wendy
- Dyami: See, this is what happens when Dante's occupied with reading a book and not dealing with the party's issues.
- Chris: You mean, when Dante's occupied with reading a book and not *causing* any of the party's issues.
